Last week I tweeted the above. I am a little under the influence right now so I can’t remember exactly why, but needless to say, Tampa did something to rile up the Caps and it was nice to know SCCTW was ready to pounce if need be. However, Tampa Bay Lightning fans, which apparently do exist, were quick to the draw to say Willy wouldn’t drop the mitts with a guy named Erik Cernak. Who? Exactly. My first instinct was to say well, duh, a 20+ goal scorer and Stanley Cup champion doesn’t really have time to dance around with nobodies, but at the same time, he’s not scared of anybody and he will fight anyone at a moment’s notice. So, without further ado, here are the reactions I got to the Tweet saying that Tom Wilson (a Stanley Cup champion) would kill anyone on Tampa’s bench:
And then what happened tonight?
WILSON KABONGS HIM WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT!!!!
LOLLLLLLLLL. I’m tempted to now re-paste all of the above tweets, but that’s unnecessary. Ok fine, maybe just a couple, just for kicks.
So good. So, so, so, so good. I mean, I’m not the best investigative journalist of all time, but it’s safe to say, SCCTW is in fact NOT scared of Erik Cernak. In fact, it appears to be the exact opposite. I don’t want to be mean, but he just straight up dropped his ass.
Investigation, complete. Tom Wilson, still the most feared man in hockey.