Get Me This Seal Who Jumps On Boats!

I fucking love Seals.  Who doesn’t?   Like whenever I’m doing the mogul thing on Nantucket and I see a seal the entire beach freaks out.   Everybody pushing and shoving to get a better look.  Seals are electric.  They just are.   So I’d literally murder somebody to have this seal jump into my boat and have a chance to pet it.   It’s like a dream come true.  Hell I may go to Australia and just float around yelling “Here Seal,Seal,Seal! till I meet him and adopt his ass.   No way I’d ever push him back into the ocean.  I’d live out there if I had to.