Chicago Dogs Of The Week
Whats up you degenerate motherfuckers it’s me Scottie Puppen your best handicapping dog on the internet. Right now Carl owes me 3 large and that’s just on Florida State 1H under. Dumbass never takes unders. Sometimes I feel bad but then I remember all the times that asshole’s dragged me to the crate. Fuck Carl.
Anyways we don’t have time for that nonsense. It’s Opening Day weekend and there’s nothing us dogs love quite as much as baseball because that means hot dogs and holy shit do I crave a good all beef vienna frank dog and some responsible Miller Lites. Let’s get to this week’s Dogs: