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Do NOT Fuck With The Malian Army


I was Googling how to spell “Malian Army” because I’m a fucking moron and a ton of Google news results popped up describing their current military tactics (they just entered Douentza as anti-rebel operations move north, FYI). Uhh, guys, I don’t know if you knew this but they don’t have fucking bullets. The Malian army is just a bunch of kids running around with crooked branches yelling “chh-chh-chh-chh-chh” before arguing about whether or not the other guy dodged a bullet. Not sure their military movements are all that important when the most deadly item they’re packing is a silver tongue.