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Does This Look Like the Face of the Woman With the Widest Hips in the World?


DM – One lady most certainly of the opinion that men prefer curves is Mikel Ruffinelli, a 420-pound mother of four who measures a staggering eight-foot in circumference. At just five-foot-four, 39-year-old Mikel, who lives in Los Angeles, is substantially wider than she is tall, but says she wouldn’t want it any other way. ‘I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems,’ explains Mikel, has a proportionally small 40-inch waist. ‘Men don’t fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure.’ As well as having to walk through most doors sideways, Mikel drives a truck because she can’t fit into a car. At home, the woman with the widest hips in the world has to sit in steel-supported chairs and sleeps on a 7ft-wide bed. ‘I put it down to my pregnancies. I don’t see why else the weight would go to my hips, although, I do eat lots,’ she told Closer. Mikel, who is studying for a psychology degree, has a healthy appetite and typically consumes 3,000 calories a day. ‘I don’t want to get bigger, but I don’t want to lose my curves. I look great. I hope I inspire women to think, “She’s happy with her body and I can be too!”‘

Got to love this chick. Keeps saying how she loves her hips. How men love hour glass figures. Hey bitch you ain’t curvy. You fat. HUGE difference. Your arms are fucking fat. Your face is fat. Your stomach is fat. Your entire body is fucking fat. That’s why you need to walk sideways to get through a hallway. It’s like I was taking crazy pills listening to her talk about how hot she was.  You’re 5 foot nothin’, 400 and somethin’, and barely a speck of sex appeal.  WAKE UP!