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Everyone Wants Ant-Man To Anally Penetrate Thanos In 'Avengers: Endgame'

So I don’t know how this all started, but somewhere along the way between ‘Infinity War’ and ‘Endgame’, the internet decided that the one and only sure-fire way for the Avengers to defeat Thanos would be for Ant-Man to shrink down, climb up into The Mad Titan’s asshole, and then expand back to full-size.

…and you wanna know what?

I don’t hate the idea one bit. I can’t bring down the logic behind it at all, or call it silly, and you can’t either, because at the end of the day – you and I both know that it’d work. So I’m in.