A month ago I would have said hanging out in the parking lot of the Coliseum waiting to get autographs and taking pictures with the Islanders is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. But not anymore, motherfuckers! Now that I’m in the driver’s seat of the Isles Playoff Bandwagon, I’m pretty sure this is just about the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
PS – Colin who’s the smoke? Can you send out the Smoke Patrol on your own girlfriend and tell me who she is? I’d love to internet stalk her. Thanks.