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The long winter soon ends with the start of baseball season and with it come all the things you love about life: better weather, more opportunities to have sex, etcetera etc.</p><p>This year I think we see a steroid-era level of home runs. Baseball  *needs*  a great season with the collective bargaining agreement coming up and I wouldn’t be surprised if they changed the balls or started putting amphetamines back in the gatorade cooler to get there. I know everyone loves to ride their moral high horse around the baseball field but can we stop pretending this wasn’t the best time to be a baseball fan:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/QJrn3iV?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/VRdZsdf?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AXHd92?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div></div></body></html>

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The long winter soon ends with the start of baseball season and with it come all the things you love about life: better weather, more opportunities to have sex, etcetera etc.</p><p>This year I think we see a steroid-era level of home runs. Baseball  *needs*  a great season with the collective bargaining agreement coming up and I wouldn’t be surprised if they changed the balls or started putting amphetamines back in the gatorade cooler to get there. I know everyone loves to ride their moral high horse around the baseball field but can we stop pretending this wasn’t the best time to be a baseball fan:</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/QJrn3iV?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/VRdZsdf?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div style="max-width:1333px"><div style="left:0;width:100%;height:0;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.2493%"><iframe src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AXHd92?maxheight=750" style="border:0;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;position:absolute" allowfullscreen scrolling="no" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media"></iframe></div></div></div></body></html>

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