Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher


TexasA teacher in Texas allegedly sent a video of herself masturbating to a 15-year-old student on Snapchat from her “Momma K” username, court documents show.

Kelsie Rochelle Koepke, 25, of Katy, was fired from Paetow High School after she was accused of sending sexually explicit videos and photos of herself last May after connecting with the teen on the social media platform in October 2017 during the weeks before homecoming, KTRK reports.

The conversations between the teen and Koepke — whose usernames included “kelsie_koepke” and “Momma K” — soon took a sexual turn. …

“[O]n the actual night of the homecoming event, she sent him the first set of nude photos and videos of herself,” documents state.

Koepke then allegedly sent a video of herself masturbating to the teen in May. At least one of the videos she shared with the student clearly showed her face. …

When questioned by investigators, Koepke said she had mistaken the teen for someone else she previously met on a dating website. She then continued to send the teen additional images in an attempt to “keep the peace,” court documents indicate.

Koepke acknowledged that she knew the student from school, where she oversaw his lunch period. She also told investigators that she sent the videos and photos in question to a few different people, KPRC reports.

At one point, Koepke approached the student at school and said she regretted her actions, saying, “I can’t believe I did that,” according to court documents. But she continued to send more nude photos and videos of herself, authorities allege.

School officials learned of the alleged relationship from another student who “noticed a conversation on social media regarding inappropriate content” being shared between Koepke and a student.

Ah, Homecoming. That uniquely American institution that creates memories that last a lifetime. Dances. Spirit Week. Football games against traditional rivals. Pep rallies. Tailgating. School concerts. Old students visiting from college. Teachers sending nude Snapchats and videos of themselves masturbating to the students they supervise at lunch, then pretending to regret it while keeping the photos and videos coming for the sake of keeping the peace.

It’s beautiful, really. Something that kid, all his friends he showed it to and all the guys Kelsie Rochelle Koepke shared them with on her dating app will cherish for the rest of their lives. Those are the memories that stay with you long after you’ve forgotten who won the big game or how you looked at the dance. So thanks, Momma K. It’s teachers like you who make Homecoming the part of our lives that it is.

The Grades:
Looks: Sort of a Roger Clemens’s hometown version of Kat Dennings. But with blonde hair. And – I’m strictly guessing here but the odds are in my favor – without Kat Dennings’s natural talents. I’m also taking a guess I have no evidence to back up when I say I bet her Masturbation Video game is very strong. Just going by my instincts.
Grade: A-

Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: What more needs be said? Dozens of nudes and videos. Flicking the bean while showing her face to the camera. Sent to several different recipients. I want to deduct points for not having actual Teacher Sex, just out of fairness to the thousands who do. But she certainly has the “Scandal” part down. This is the best you can do without actually doing it.
Grade: B

Intangibles: Homecumming.
Grade: A

Overall: A-. It’s early yet, but I think you just earned a spot on the 2019 Starting Lineup, Momma K.

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