NFL Players Reading Mean Tweets Is Funny AND Accurate

Why yes, Dez Bryant is a baby back bitch. Could have went a little more aggressive vs. T.O. for being a piece of donkey shit and D-Jax for just shopping at Xpress, but whatever. Still funny. And nobody should send a mean Tweet to Vernon Davis after this. Dude got legit scary when someone over the internet anonymously wanted him to pop a hammy. Sweet cameo by Erin Andrews, too. Wonder how many of those dark dicks she tugged to snake her way into the segment intended solely for NFL players.

Who read Steve Smith’s to him 40 times so he could memorize it before going on air? Floyd Mathweather would almost put him to shame. Dude seems like he’s as literate as Alvin Mack.