Nope. I won’t allow it. It’s bad enough I’ve had to endure Russell Wilson coming to Yankees Spring Training for the last two years. Now I’ve got Jordy Nelson visiting with the fucking Seahawks. Enough is enough. This would be madness. I cannot fathom Jordy in a Seahawks jersey. I might actually hurt myself if this happens. Wilson and Jordy becoming best friends and hitting back shoulder fades all over the place is a thought that my brain cannot process.
Just go to the Patriots and ride off into the sunset with Tom Brady. Is that so difficult?