Maid Of Honor At A Wedding Starts To Sing So The Best Man Faceplants HARD To Steal The Show

WASH – An emotional wedding serenade was brought to an abrupt half when the best man fainted face-first in the middle of the song. Guests at the nuptials in Snohomish, Washington were stunned when the man faceplanted the hard floor as the maid of honor sang for the bride and groom. Cameras captured the eye-watering moment the best man landed on his face, which was posted online on March 15. In the clip, an emotional maid of honor can be seen getting choked up as she performs for the newlyweds during the outdoor festivities. Suddenly, the best man begins to lose consciousness before falling face first into the pavement, making a loud ‘splat’ sound. The music stops as onlookers rush to the man’s aid.

TIMBER!!! Pro Human Tip: Don’t lock up those knees, ladies and gents. Gotta keep them as loose as a goose while standing for a period of time or else the only thing stopping your face from hitting the floor is your teeth. But I guess that’s what happens when the Maid Of Honor attempts to grime some shine at the wedding – The Best Man steps up for his boy’s bride and steals the show right back. For real though, I hope he’s alright (and by all accounts he just lost a few chiclets), but it can’t be a good omen for a marriage when bodies are dropping during the ceremony. At least he survived, because no joke, if he would’ve perished by the alter then there would have to be some re-evaluating going down. What could be a worse sign than that? Well, maybe this Owl doubling as the ring bearer:

Annnnddddd he’s dead. So is the marriage. If a noble creature delivering your most sacred items in holy matrimony violently dies on impact, ya might as well call it what it is. Those divorce papers should be signed before the cake is cut or the first drunk uncle drops his pants. And here I thought having a closed bar, failing to provide bacon wrapped scallops, or proceeding to play “Shout” as the opening song would be the biggest wedding violations that could occur. Little do I know a giant bird killing itself in front of everyone would now top that list. I seriously hope the owl’s alright, but for real that thing is as dead as a hood dove.

UPDATE: Didn’t even notice the poor guy pissed his pants, too. Jesus. When it rains it pours.