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Bernie Sanders Sustains Horrific Head Wound Due To His Outrageously Old Age

Bernie Sanders is the white male equivalent of that little league world series pitcher, Danny Almonte. Dude, you’re like fifteen years older than you say you are. But I still love this guy. No matter what the world throws at him—gravity, time, shower doors—he won’t give in. Who cares about politics?

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Bernie Sanders Sustains Horrific Head Wound Due To His Outrageously Old Age

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