The Delivery Driver That Dipped His Testicles in Salsa LAUGHED at the Judge?

For those of you that do not recall, I wrote an absolutely hilarious blog two weeks ago about a delivery driver who was pre-tipped 89 cents on a 30-minute trek, so he dipped his nuts in the customer’s salsa before giving it to him. He even filmed it and put it on Facebook, so his friends and family at home could see!

Well the great thing about this country is that no matter how many videos you film of yourself sticking your balls in salsa before giving it to a paying customer, everyone always gets their day in court. And it is unfortunate to report, but it appears that our delivery driver did not use his day wisely….

The Knoxville News Sentinel reports 31-year-old Howard Matthew Webb pleaded guilty Tuesday to an amended charge of misdemeanor assault/offensive touching. He apparently chuckled after entering his plea and was scolded by Blount County General Sessions Court Judge Robert Headrick.

Laughing??? At his sentencing? Folks to quote the admirable Judge Robert Headrick of Blount County, Tennessee, “There is nothing cute or funny about this.”

And this is why I hate people. Did this guy think it was funny when he did it? Yeah, of course. I even chuckled a little bit. But it’s been two weeks, and all he had to do was go into court and apologize for his actions. Say they were immature. But nope, he had to keep up his asshole persona and open his mouth. Here’s a little tip for those of you going to court for a minor offense:

So I’m glad to see that Judge Headrick called him out and held this man to the highest extent of the law. Folks, he was found GUILTY! And I hope he has a terrible time on his 6 months probation!