Pats V. Texans Taking Us Into The Weekend
I absolutely hate the Texans. There’s no rhyme or reason to it. We don’t have any history with them whatsoever, no one does. But I HATE them. I hate JJ Watt. I hate Arian Foster. Hate Matt Schaub. HATE Connor Barwin who’s basically Brian Wilson. They all just irk me. So I don’t want to beat them this weekend. I don’t want a nice cozy team win. I want to embarrass them. I want 42-14 to look like we were being kind to them. I want them to walk into the locker room after the game and burn their gay little varsity jackets because they’re embarrassed to be a member of the Houston Texans. They’ve been embarrassed since Week 14 so it shouldn’t be that hard.
Let’s go Pats! Can’t win a war by digging a foxhole and sitting in it!
PS – I’m watching Around the Horn as I right this. Jemele Hill and Bomani Jones just picked the Texans to win. HAHAHAHA.