People Are Saying I Look Like Joe Camel And Fucking Right I Do

So everytime I get a new haircut I post a picture of how awesome I look and basically suck my own dick. Well a new development is that whenever I do this I get a bunch of tweets saying I look like Joe Camel. I think people are trying to insult me? Well let me say this loud and clear. Being compared to Joe Camel is just about the best thing that has ever happened in my life. I mean Joe Camel is pretty much the coolest fucking dude who ever lived.  You might as well just say I look like I fuck 100 chicks a day, have a big swinging dick and am awesome at everything I do. How cool was Joe Camel? Camel cigarettes got sued because Joe Camel was too cool and kids were only smoking so they could be like him. He was corrupting our youth. Sound familiar? So fucking right I look like Joe Camel. Hell I may legally change my name to Joe Camel. Pussy would be coming at me left and right.

Introducing Dave “Joe Camel” Portnoy

PS – People also say I look like Alf.   That one isn’t as fun.