If You're A Chick And You're Not Doing "50 Shapes Of Grey" Workout Then I Don't Know What You're Thinking

Watching that video is as turned on as I can get without incorporating Ben Wa balls and gags and whips. Holy fuck. Need a cold shower ASAP.

And yes I absolutely need to have insane, kinky, fitness sex with Kristen James or I’ll fucking die. Fucking DIE.

PS – it really is true that all sluts workout at Equinox, huh? Maybe it’s worth the 10 grand a month after all.

PPS – One of these things is not like the other.