A Kangaroo Was Waiting For A Paraglider To Land So They Could Throw Hands

Is that kangaroo fucking serious? Does he not remember what happened the last time a roo tried to square up with a human?

Well in case he forgot, here it is


The roo tried to steal a dog and instead he got a fist to the jowls.


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That kangaroo learned real quick that you don’t mess with a human’s dog. A dog is one of the few things a human will fight to the death for. The dude punched a kanagroo in the face! That video is still one of the all time greats. Team Human has rarely shined as bright as that video.

You gotta imagine that the roo in the paragliding video knows about the other video and that’s why he charged. Every kangaroo has to know that video exists so it’s a greenlight on any human they see. Fade on sight as the kids say. This is a reminder to all the humans out there, if you see a kangaroo, be ready to rumble because we embarrassed their entire species once upon a time. They’re still out for blood.