Maniac Bloke Rushes The Pitch And Mollywhops A Futbol Player Man

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That’s how you nail British lingo folks. I’m not 100% sure what mollywhop means or if its even British so I hope it’s not a racial slur or anything. Anyway. Call me crazy but I don’t hate soccer fans rushing the field and punching players. Obviously the guy shouldn’t have done it and blah blah blah but soccers fans have a reputation to uphold. They’re hooligans and hooligans run onto the field and punch an unsuspecting player. That’s what a hooligan does.

When Americans think of soccer fans, we think of maniacs. So really all that guy was doing was carrying the hooligan torch forward for hooligans everywhere. I’ll continue to think of soccer fans as the craziest type of sports fan in the world. I’m sure the guy has some beef with the player’s performance but I don’t know or care enough about soccer to find out. PFT tweeted it but the dude really does look like he was sent by Tommy Shelby and the Peaky fooking Blinders. He’s got the hat and everything.

Alls well that ends well though and the fella that got sucker punched ended up scoring the game-winning goal. Pretty badass actually