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Reminder: Do Not Fuck With/Shoot The Chicago Police

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Scary shit tonight for the CPD and thank god the bullet found the shoulder and nowhere else. Seeing a dozen squad cars fly through Augusta & Western at a billion miles an hour is pretty fuckin real. That’s practically White Sox Dave’s front lawn and it’s not a bad neighborhood not by a long shot.

Imagine spending your Saturday night executing search warrants. No fuckin thanks. That takes some kind of tough that I cannot comprehend so I’ll just go back to these ice cold great tasting less filling Miller Lites. There is no promo code. Just another responsible cold one and it’s going down in honor of the CPD. Everyone else show some respect and please do the same.