Satisfying Video Of A Hipster Eating Shit On His Slackline

Pat3/08/2019 9:56 PM

At first glance, I thought that was the world famous W.E.B. Du Bois (do-bwa) library of UMass Amherst fame in the background, but it turns out it’s just a random building somewhere on USC’s campus. Boring. Kids used to slackline all over UMass back in the day. They’d get roasted for it too but the diehards didn’t care. They’d do it out in the open to rub it in everyone’s face. I think ninety percent of the people who walked by secretly wanted to try it (I was one of them) but were to embarrassed to ask so they made fun of them instead. There was such a stigma around it. It was almost as bad as the stigma associated with hacky sackers. They’re a weird people. Like they’re into anime, but not as a joke. They’re the kind of people wear cargo pants post-puberty. The ones with the zipper at the knee that you can turn into shorts. Female slackliners are into horses. Male slackers are the kids who tried to give themselves a cool nickname in high school like, “Blade” or “Ace” even though their name was completely normal. I don’t know, maybe I shouldn’t be so judgmental. It was still satisfying to see him fall though. I mean he went for it. “Full send” as they say.