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Gronk Has Put His Boston Penthouse Condo Up For Sale... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

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Update: This is Gordie’s house. Fuckin’ Mut and Callahan.

First of all, congrats to Gronk for having a very classy apartment. Yeah, of course it was cleaned up and the red cups were thrown away for the realtor photoshoot but that place is still dripping in class. Great view, lovely sitting area, about five books I think, his brothers’ jersey’s hanging all over the place, loads of exposed brick, and tons of hardwood floor. Just a beautiful home full of character. Feels like a cosmopolitan ski house, if I may say. It’s the kind of place I’d buy if I had 2.4 million dollars laying around.

However, what does it mean? Is Gronk retiring? Never coming home from his Mexico spring break? Nah, it means nothing. For starters, Gronk lives in Foxboro. You’ll recall his house was robbed during the Super Bowl last year, and as far as I know that house hasn’t been sold. So this was either the party pad or just a real estate investment and the market is great right now. It may not be, I really don’t know, I’m not rich enough to have to follow the housing market. But the fact of the matter is it means nothing other than being something for people to talk about on Twitter.


“Is Gronk retiring” is the wrong conversation to have after looking at this listing, though. The real conversation to have is about Gronk’s squatty potty.

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Gronk HQ and Barstool HQ are probably the only two places on the planet that don’t keep their squatty potty in a more delicate place and just leave it by the toilet to announce they like a smooth shit. And where do Gronk’s knees end up when he’s using this thing? They gotta be up by his ears.

Anyway, Gronk may retire and he may not. Personally, I don’t think he will. But whatever his decision ends up, this doesn’t mean anything. Rich people have a lot of houses and they sell them a lot.

Shout out Mut and Callahan