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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

South CarolinaA Dreher High School English honors teacher has been charged with sexual battery, after she allegedly had sex with a student in his home. Kinsley Wentzky, 34, of Forest Acres, was arrested Friday on a charge of sexual battery with a student 16 or 17 years of age… The sexual battery charge specifically addresses relationships between students and teachers, but it does not mean physical violence was involved. Wentzky has admitted to having sex with the student in a statement to Forest Acres Police, according to the Columbia arrest warrant. The student also has given a sworn statement detailing the “intimate interaction,” the warrant said.

We’re exactly one week into the new year and have not only our 2nd Sex Scandal Teacher, but already our first All Star.  And make no mistake, Kinsley Wentzky is an All Star.  Looks. Married.  Brains (Honors!). Based on the pictures, a penchant for jock sniffing. And a complete lack of common sense.  An absolute 5-tool player.  My only concern is me being unable to keep up this pace.  At this rate we’d be looking at 104 SSTs and 52 potential starters on the end of the year team.  Please ladies, try to pump the brakes a little.  Not for the sake of the kids you take back to your bone, but please try to think of the Sex Scandal Teacher bloggers.  We deserve to have a life too.

The Grades:
She’s 34?  I mean, if you didn’t know any better wouldn’t you assume the chick in those pictures is a student, not a teacher?  Based on the 0.0% body fat, the fact that she’s always hugging a baseball player, and also that they came off a MySpace page?  Come to think of it, maybe she was a student when they were taken.  Does MySpace even exist any more? But to hell with it.  I’m just going to go ahead and give her a Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
Admittedly not a lot to go on here.  No scandalous texts or DNA at the scene or getting caught in the act.  The things that separate the just good allegations from the truly great.  But just as admittedly, we’ve got an admission.  Which pushes her up to a Grade: B
Is this really her name?  The leading sex researcher of the 20th century was Kinsley. The leading sex researcher of the 21st century is Paulina Gretzky.  Charles Dickens couldn’t have come up with a better character name.  Between her name and her looks I’m not entirely convinced Mrs. Wentzky is real.  Grade: A
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