It Looks Like Travis Barker Is Set To Join The Kardashian Dynasty!
COS - While sisters Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner are both at the center of cheating scandals, it appears the eldest Kardashian sister has found love at… “The Rock Show”. According to Radar Online, Kourtney Kardashian and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker have struck up a romance.
Kardashian and Barker have been longtime friends and Calabasas neighbors, with the punk rocker even making random cameos on the Kardashians’ various TV shows. Kardashian’s children with ex Scott Disick also often have play dates with Barker’s own three kids.
Over the last few months, however, their seemingly platonic friendship has escalated, as the two have been spending a lot more time together in public. Kardashian, 39, and Barker, 43, were previously spotted attending church services together, as well as meeting up for vegan meals (presumably featuring that Blink-182-inspired ranch dressing). Radar Online sources say Kardashian is “really falling for him,” and that “they’ve gotten closer and closer – to the point where he sneakily stays at her place now.”
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Wow! This is like The Warriors adding Demarcus Cousins. The Kardashians keep adding talent to their starting lineup and pushing other guys who used to start onto the bench. Travis Barker is a huge get for the Kards. He really rounds out the squad, as they have plenty of rappers and athletes, but needed a glue guy to pull them all together. A gritty, hard hat type of guy who is the first one in and last one out. A real coach’s son. I think Travis will do extraordinarily well as a member of the Kardashians.
I will say this though, I’m hoping this is Travis playing some of Kris’ magic right in her own face. Why? Because I have fan fictioned this all out already. June is Enema Of The State’s 20th birthday. Yes, that makes me feel extremely old and about to check into a retirement home, but that’s neither nor there. What I’m saying is what if Travis is reverse-Kardsahian’ing them and using them to promote Blink’s soon to be announced tour where they play Enema of the State in full?* Again this is just me writing fan fiction, but I don’t think the latter part is too far off.
But hey, good for these two crazy cats. I wish Travis and Khloe nothing but health and happiness and he’ll probably get their family portrait tattooed on his back at some point. And what if this also means we get some Kanye/Travis music in the future? Definitely down for that. All in all, I am very supportive of all possible outcomes of this relationship.
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* Just bring back Tom please.