I'm Getting Zero Credit For Breaking The Story That The Lockout Ended And It's Starting To Piss Me Off

So I broke the news that the NHL lockout ended this weekend. Yeah I’m a reporter now. NHL Insider, no big deal. And I’m not one to scream “look at me! look at me!” so I haven’t really made a big thing about it. Then someone just sent me an email that Boomer fucking Esiason is getting credit for it. Apparently he was on D&C this morning getting praised. Everyone saying it’s so crazy that a football guy broke the hockey news. Well calm down guys, because he didn’t. I did. I said it at 8:47 PM. When did Boomer?

Oh 9:46. That’s a full hour late, people! I broke the goddamn story. I sent direct messages to all the NHL Stoolies and those jabronis didn’t even know yet. I told them that they’re no longer unemployed. I think that technically means I hired them. So it’d be nice if people started giving me some credit and not that idiot named Boomer. Only guy who had me beat was Steve Burton.

Now cue Reilly and SAY THAT I HAD THIS FIRST ON TWITTER.