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Two Drunk Aggie Chicks Interrupt Newscast To Talk About How Much They Love Johnny Football


This reporter is such amateur hour.  When two chicks stumble up to you like this there is only one play.  You stick your hand on the top of their heads and push them down until they suck your cock.   Done and done.

PS – These chicks are like the 7th string for Johnny Football.  After he’s done fucking the hottest bitches on campus and is just laying in bed not wanting to talk or shower he calls these two over and defiles em.