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GOD DAMN IT: Tiger Woods Withdraws From The Arnold Palmer Invitational With A Neck Strain

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That’s not the news I wanted to hear today or ever. That’s not the new anybody wanted to hear. Him having to point out that it’s not his lower back DOES NOT make me feel any better whatsoever. Massage parlor joke.

We’re sitting down in the studio to do Fore Play right now and this news broke. Jesus christ.  Here we go.