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Baby Seal Being Chased By Pod Of Killer Whales Jumps On Boat, Scares The Shit Out Of Everyone

I know this isn’t going to be a popular opinion, but if I’m on that boat I’m kicking that baby seal to the moon. Don’t bring that evil on my front door. I’ve seen Blackfish, I know how smart those whales are. One well timed jump and everyone’s dead.

I’m confused as to why the people are more afraid of the baby seal than they are the three, twelve-thousand pound killing machines circling the boat. Call me crazy, but the second I see any kind of dorsal fin I’m firing up both my motors and high-tailing it out of there. Like there is no amount of boat that could make me feel comfortable in that situation. You see it all the time too; people who are wayyyy too comfortable around killer whales. There was a video that went viral a few years back of a guy getting stalked on a PADDLE BOARD and all he did was laugh.

Same with this lady in a canoe.

I guess the only way people will learn is if someone gets eaten. Violently, ripped to shreds in front of hundreds of onlookers. I’m not rooting for it to happen, I’m just saying that’s the only way people will learn. So congrats to this little guy for making it out of there alive, but it’s only a matter of time until fate catches up with him. That’s the way mother nature works.