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Multiple Goats Shit Literally IN The Suns Front Office .. Yep, You Read That Right

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[ESPN] - FOUR YEARS AFTER naming McDonough general manager, Sarver acquired some live goats from a Diana Taurasi event at Talking Stick Resort Arena and planted them upstairs in McDonough’s office. The stunt was both a practical joke and an inspirational message — the Suns should find a GOAT of their own, one who dominates like Taurasi. The goats, unaware of their metaphorical connotation, proceeded to defecate all over McDonough’s office.

This is the absolute perfect metaphor for the Suns. I mean think about it. Robert Sarver – the terrible owner who has done things like this:

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Bought multiple goats to try and remind Ryan McDonough that the Suns need a GOAT. Sure, why not. Front office guys do weird shit all the time, but this is by far the weirdest.

There’s nothing more perfect than these goats just shitting all over though. The Suns have been a complete mess of a franchise. They can’t find a point guard anymore. They haven’t made the playoffs since 2009-10 season. They can’t put together a young core.

Think about walking into your office though and seeing goats just shitting all over. Thank God I work from home.

It’s a shame. I love the Suns. The 7 seconds or less era. Thunder Dan. The phenomenal jerseys. They have history there. But, Sarver has been a mess owning it. They can’t seem to figure anything out.