Drunk Chick In South Station Crushed The New Year's Kiss

What the fuck was this guy’s problem? Hey man, there’s a bangable chick sitting in your lap trying to ring in the New Year with some style. How about you quit turning your nose down and get after it? Yeah I get that she’s being aggressive to the point where a strong case could be made for rape, but whatever. You probably haven’t felt skin that soft since the 50s and no one wants to be the person without someone to smooch at midnight. You guys are a match made in heaven on one of the most romantic nights of the year. People pay thousands of dollars on New Years for the kind of attention that literally fell into your lap. How bout you make your New Year’s resolution to stop being such an old pussy and fingerfuck the drunk slampig straddling the shit out of you?