The Sexy Taxi Song Featuring Taxi Cab Driver Shahid Nawaz

Sexy, sexy, sexy Do you need a taxi? Sexy, sexy, sexy Do you need a taxi?

You are in a hurry! I will smell like curry! Tell me where to take you! I really want to rape you! Sexy, sexy sexy, do you need a taxi!

Let me ask a serious question – out of all the men in New York City that chicks can fuck, do you think an Indian cab driver is the least desirable of all? I mean they are right there with the homeless men in the Untouchable caste. Creepy, smelly. Probably have terrorist ties. And on a whim they can just decide to kidnap you because you willingly get in their car. Bottom of the fucking barrel.