Everyone knows Brent Burns in insane. Just take one look at the guy. Buddy basically sleeps with Pythons. So when we had him on Spittin’ Chiclets this week, we had to ask about some of his craziest encounters with wild animals and the story he told is absolutely mind blowing. Burns was once attacked by a cheetah the day before a game and still played the next day.
That’s right, you read that correctly. Brent Burns was attacked by a god damn cheetah. The fucker bit him right in the ribs and his first instinct was to not tell anyone. First off, if I was attacked by a cheetah and lived to tell the tale I would legitimately tell everyone. I would be walking down the streets of NYC telling everyone I went toe to toe with one of the baddest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom.