I can honestly say, without fear of contradiction, that in the long and celebrated history of Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher, there has never been a teacher quite like the pride of Arizona public schools, Brittany Zamora.
You may remember her as the 5-hitter on 2018’s Sex Scandal Starting Lineup. But also from the couple of follow-up blogs I’ve written about her as new details of her case emerged. It’s rare that any teacher merits an update blog. The circumstances have to be very special. As far as I know she is breathing the rarefied air of a fourth post. Because she is a SST who doesn’t know the meaning of the word “quit.” Or, apparently, the meaning of “appropriate dealings with a minor,” because her story just continues to add layers.
Records obtained by The Arizona Republic provide additional detail about Zamora’s alleged sexual misconduct with the student. Video, police interviews and Zamora’s arrest captured on body-worn cameras describe how Zamora and the boy had sex multiple times in her car and classroom — once with another male student in the room.
The two even sexually touched each other while oblivious students watched a video, records show. …
The 13-year-old boy told a police interviewer he couldn’t remember how their conversations evolved from student-teacher conversations to flirting and, eventually, exchanging I-love-yous.
They talked frequently about what they wanted to do to each other, he told the interviewer.
“She said she wanted to give me a blow job and my stuff is really big and stuff like that,” he recounted to the interviewer in his prepubescent voice.
She pushed him to clarify what exactly “stuff” meant. He hesitated before saying, practically in a whisper, the word “penis.”
He couldn’t remember exactly when their “relationship” started but knew it was sometime before Christmas.
He remembered their first kiss, though. He was saying goodbye to her after class one day while everyone was in a parent-teacher meeting. In her brightly-colored sixth-grade classroom, Zamora grabbed his shirt, pulled him in for a hug and kissed him.
The classroom kiss eventually escalated into full-on sexual conduct during class, he told the interviewer. They would touch each other sexually in the back of the room while other students watched videos.
Other times, the boy told the interviewer, Zamora “touched his stuff” at her desk while she pretended to look for something in a drawer. Students were working on a project just a few feet away. …
She sent him a naked picture of herself and another of herself wearing lingerie. …
The teen recounted to the interviewer how he snuck out of the house after midnight to meet Zamora in her dark red Mazda parked on the other end of the street. They kissed and performed oral sex on each other before her husband called saying he was about to come home.
She returned the next night. He said they had sex briefly before her husband called and she left. …
One day, the boys were supposed to stay later after school to help prepare for a talent show. Instead, she kept them in the room and began kissing the victim, the friend told the police interviewer. She asked the friend to stay and make sure no one saw as they had sex in the classroom.
The friend struggled to describe what was happening to the interviewer, confusing the word vagina with Virginia during a separate interview with police.
“They were just doing it,” the friend said. “It was very uncomfortable.” …
Zamora briefly spoke with an investigator at the Goodyear police station … She worried about what life would be like in jail.
“I’m little,” Zamora said. “They’re going to tear me apart.” … “I have the best husband in the world …” Zamora said to the investigator before trailing off.
And there are these:
Not to mention, one of the all time portrait-quality booking photos:
So there you have your update. I don’t feel particularly good about it. When a hot, blonde, Muppet-mouthed, foot-tattooed, happily married smokebomb like Brittany Zamora is having classroom sex with a middle schooler who writes love notes on colored Post-Its while his friend who doesn’t know the difference between her lady parts and our 12th most populous state, and when she’s giving him the Orchids of Asia Day Spa Special under the desk while the class is watching a movie, I’m not sure how anyone could help being creeped out as all hell. Because that is record-setting levels of crazy.
All I do know is I hope she’s looked after in prison. Anyone that crazy has a story to tell and I for one can’t wait for her to get out of jail and tell it.