Joe Maddon, Buttons Off, Flow Off The Charts, Has Arrived. Press Conference Notes

It’s official. He has arrived. This is the one. If you’re at work here is what you missed.

1. Buttons down, sending out the vibe, that’s a man move. Chicks want him guys want to be him.

2. He made a lot of sound, logical points. Joe Maddon is the type of guy who is smarter than you but instead of making you feel dumb, he elevates you to his level. As a stupid person, I like that.

3. Joe Maddon’s flow was off the charts.

4. The meeting that put this all together happened at a Florida RV park. Also Joe Maddon’s RV is named Cousin Eddie. Absolutely perfect.

5. He talked about the playoffs and World Series, I got hard.

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6. He talked dirty to us.

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7. He then ended his press conference and bought everyone at Cubby Bear a beer and a shot. Welcome to Chicago Joe Maddon. Don’t let Ronnie Woo-Woo touch you and you’ll be just fine.

Also said the “cathedral” of Wrigley is magical. Agreed.