Cop Has The Perfect Reaction When He Finds Out His Prisoner Escaped By Jumping Out Of A Window

Source - A handcuffed suspect who jumped out a window at the Rock County Sheriff’s Office was taken into custody hours later. 17-year-old Quantrell Dylan Schwartzlow jumped out a second-story window and fled on foot while handcuffed in front of his body. Police two hours later found Schwartzlow at a friend’s house at the 700 block of Yuba Street in Janesville and took him into custody without incident.

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“Oh no fucking way!” Couldn’t have said it better myself, officer. The last thing I’d expect of a bro in a Callaway golf hat would be to jump out of a second story window a la Ted Bundy.

I’d expect him to call his dad (who happens to be a lawyer) and bitch until he got bailed out. I think the whole thing may have been a spur of the moment decision because he looked just as surprised as I was when the cop closed the door. Like, “I can’t believe this mother fucker is ’bout to leave me alone.” His face would make the perfect meme.

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He fully committed to the escape too. I mean he SPRINTED across the lawn.

Too bad it only took fourteen minutes to get caught because he went to his friend’s house to (I assume) smoke weed out of some sort of gravity bong. Whenever I see people do something like this I always try to put myself in the criminal’s shoes. Like how low of a place would I have to be in to run from the cops? I’d have to be accused of something heinous like murder. Framed for it too, not actually committed it. That way I could get out and clear my name like Mark Wahlberg in the 2007 action-packed thriller, Shooter. That’s the only reason I’d try to run, other than that I’m rotting in a cell. Who knows what this kid did, but good on him for giving an escape the old college try. I’m sure that’ll help his chances in court.