A Man Stole $33,000 Of Rare Coins And Cashed Them In At Coin Star For $29.30

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“I’ve made a huge mistake” – GOB – This guy

Palm Beach - Michael Johnson envisioned Shane Anthony Mele sending those commemorative presidential dollars spiraling down a slot, to be converted from $33,000 worth of collectibles to just enough store credit to buy a couple of 12-packs of beer.

“He easily had $33,000 worth, and he dumped it in a Coin Star machine,” Johnson said.

Authorities said Mele, 40, of Riviera Beach confessed he stole rare coins and other items, valued at $350,000, from Johnson’s North Palm Beach office in December.

Mele reportedly said he sold some, then ran many through change machines, where he got just face value.

He told investigators he took some coins to South Florida Coins & Jewelry in Lake Worth, where he said he got about $4,000.

Mele told police he dumped the rest of the collectibles in “Coin Star” machines at area grocery stores. People often trade large stashes of loose coins for store credit, minus a fee of as much as 11.9 percent.

That means if he dropped in the 33 presidential coins, valued at $1,000 each, he got about $29.30.

Here’s the wild thing about this story- he knew he had rare coins. He stole $350,000 worth of coins and other items and was a made man. Could have pawned it all off (they don’t do paperwork for coins according to the article), moved to a cabin in the woods, and lived happily ever after. But instead he did the impossible- after taking some of the coins to a pawn shop, he got bored. So he took the rest of the coins over to Food Lion and tossed them into a Coin Star machine. So instead of getting $33,000….he got enough for a tank of gas. Sort of have to respect the laziness from him. He didn’t want to spend all day in the pawn shop, having the dude evaluate and price out each coin. He was like “ah, fuck this, I don’t got the time” so he took his $4,000 and called it a day. Dumped $33,000, with full knowledge of it, directly into a Coin Star. Like, it was no accident. It wasn’t a case of not knowing. It was him simply not caring. Nobody, and I mean nobody, will ever be as apathetic as him.

We’ve all been in situations where we’ve lit money on fire out of laziness. Mine is usually because I hate returning things. Despise it. If I buy a pair of pants that don’t fit, guess who is wearing a pair of pants that don’t fit for the foreseeable future? This guy. I recently bought a coffee maker off Amazon and it showed up broken. The top part where you put the coffee grounds doesn’t close. The piece chipped off during the shipping process. Also was kinda shocked they didn’t ship it in bubble wrap, like, what did they expect to happen? But now I’m stuck with a broken coffee maker. Amazon wants me to take a picture and fill out a report and this and that, ain’t nobody got time for that. I’m just gonna buy a new one. So I understand Shane Mele dumping those coins into the Coin Star. Sometimes it’s just easier. $33,000 would be nice, but I bet he was a lot happier laying on his couch and not sitting in a pawn shop, and that time is priceless.