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Happy Anniversary Emily Ratajkowski!

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Wow, has it really been a year already? How time flies! Just one year ago, EmRat announced she was a married lady with this picture

and then she announced 1 year with similar. Classic tradition. But she has now made it one year and that’s nothing to scuff at. Her wedding was seemingly out of nowhere, as she went to the courthouse and crossed the I’s and dotted the T’s and gave her vows to someone whose name I don’t even know that she will remain faithful til death do them part. Well lucky for him she hasn’t met me yet.

So congrats to the seemingly happy couple on one year, and here’s to a few more.

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PS: Imagine going to dinner and your girl is wearing this, how do you even eat? Like, what do you even do?