The Celtics and Bucks may have scored three combined points in this third quarter. Just an absolute dumpster fire of a basketball contest taking place in Milwaukee right now. Kevin Harlan nearly threw up when they put the teams’ respective shooting percentages on screen a little while ago. He’s been forced to sit next to Reggie Miller for several uninterrupted hours. Needless to say he’s losing his mind. So Marcus Morris diving into the stands was more divine intervention for Harlan’s sanity than anything. The poor guy has been pulling his hair out waiting for anything to get excited about and boy did he deliver when his number was called.
“IT’S IN THE GUY’S HAIR! THE BEER IS IN THE GUY’S HAIR! IT MIGHT BE SCHLITZ! MORRIS IS DRIPPING IN BEER!”
But like the consummate professional that Kevin Harlan is, he was able to stop on a dime to announce Eric Bledsoe’s bricked three before continuing on his beer soliloquy. Just perfect. Every second of it perfect.