GASSIN’ BEERS AND CHUCKIN’ KNUCKS! THAT’S WHAT HOCKEY PLAYERS DO!
There are a bunch of pussies out there who want to take fighting out of the game. They say that this violent behavior has no place in the sport of hockey. They say it takes away from the actual talent on the ice and that it gives the sport a bad rep. But as you can clearly see, fighting still plays a major role in the game. And it’s all about being able to police yourself out there. Hockey is a violent game by nature. It’s fast moving, it’s hard hitting, and it’s easy for things to get out of hand sometimes. And the refs don’t always do the best job at keeping everybody in line out there. So sometimes you just need to be able to take matters into your own hands.
Sometimes that means using your first to beat another dude’s face into a pulp. And sometimes that means dropping your gloves and waltzing across the ice like you’re in Beauty And The Beast.
Anyhoo, I hope the Carolina Hurricanes are happy because they’re the bastards who made the hockey world think that this type of shit is acceptable behavior out there on a sheet of ice. They’re the ones who are ruining this once great and proud game. The only thing we can do now is just wait and pray that Don Cherry has enough left in the tank to save us. Because if he doesn’t have it in him, then we’re all screwed. Hockey will become the NBA in less than 10 years.