Tara Reid Coming In Skank Her New Fragrance 'Shark By Tara'


TARAREID.COM (yes, that exists) – Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of “lavender” colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara. Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk.

Do people actually buy fragrances, colognes and perfume anymore? Unless you’re in middle school, a guido ready to pick up a dime from a loanshark, or are turning tricks and need to mask the scent of Hep-C, there’s really no place for forced odors in this world anymore. But you can’t blame Tara Reid one bit for trying to snake it until she somewhat makes it back to relevance. This Sharknado craze only comes around once a year and you gotta figure SyFy is only going to let them make 40 more sequels. Gotta strike while the iron is hot. I just wonder if it comes with an eating disorder.

And you’re a first class bushwhacker if you think Tara Reid circa American Pie/Van Wilder wasn’t the tits of the town.



Shit, I’d take Bunny Lebowski. I’d even let Brant watch. That’s marvelous.