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New Jersey Lesbians Threaten 15 Year Old Boy With A Machete After Catching Him With One Of Their Daughters

New Jersey - Two women were arrested Tuesday after allegedly beating a 15-year-old boy and threatening him with a machete, police said. According to Capt. Darren Sucorowski of the Garfield police, the boy’s mother contacted police at around 7:20 p.m. to report that her son had been assaulted, and that she was taking him to the hospital. Officers met them at the hospital, where the boy told them that he had been at a 15-year-old female friend’s home that afternoon when the girl’s mother, 32-year-old Alexandra Vargas, came home unexpectedly. He rushed to the bathroom to hide, Sucorowski said, but was confronted by Vargas, who began to strike him in his chest. Vargas grabbed a machete and blocked the boy as he attempted to leave, before using it to smash his cell phone, police said. With the boy still inside, Vargas contacted 30-year-old Shaina Carter of the Bronx, N.Y., who police described as her “companion.” Carter arrived at the home a short time later, and began to assault the boy, eventually striking him several times with an unidentified metal object, according to Sucorowski. After the assault, the women took the boy’s shoes and ordered him to leave. He complied, and informed his mother what had happened when he arrived home. Both Vargas and Carter were arrested and charged with child endangerment, aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and unlawful possession of a weapon.

If there’s one thing in this world you don’t wanna fuck with – its a Hispanic-Black lesbian couple from New Jersey and the Bronx. If there’s 2 things you don’t wanna fuck with, its a Hispanic-Black lesbian couple from New Jersey and the Bronx wielding a machete. And if there’s three things you don’t wanna fuck with its a Hispanic-Black lesbian couple from New Jersey and the Bronx wielding a machete after you’ve fucked one of their daughters. I mean that is as fucking dangerous as it gets.

Specifically because an angry lesbian mom is like an angry dad and mom all rolled into one. I mean look at the circumstances – she’s a 32 year old with a 15 year old daughter. She’s made some questionable life decisions. Definitely made some big mistakes. So when she sees her daughter fucking some dude on a Tuesday afternoon she sees herself. She knows there’s a reason she’s a 32 year old lesbian eating out Shaina Carter from the Bronx and she doesn’t want her daughter to make the same mistakes she made. Then combine that with the fact that Daddy isn’t around and she’s gotta go get the machete to play the role of papa. Its honestly a recipe for disaster. No amount of high school pussy is worth a machete fight with a lesbian.