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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Got Busted For Human Trafficking After His 7 Year Old Told Police "Those Are My Daddy's Hoes"?

MIAMIA Miami Beach man was sentenced to 15 years in prison for beating and strangling a woman he forced into prostitution. The sentencing of 34-year-old Robert Burton on Tuesday marked the first conviction for the Miami-Dade Human Trafficking Unit. The Miami Herald reports Burton forced at least six women into prostitution and fathered children with three of them. He faced similar charges in Nevada where he wasn’t convicted. Burton was accused of beating and choking a 31-year-old woman and abducting their 7-year-old son in 2011. Prosecutors say when police pulled Burton over and inquired about the two women in the car, the child said, “those are my daddy’s hoes.”

Take your child to work day. Never works. Doesn’t work for the parent. Doesn’t work for the kids. Doesn’t work for the coworkers. And that goes double for pimps and hoes. At least when you’re a Cube Monkey your kid can just sit in the office and play on an iPad or draw on a white board or something. When you’re pimping hoes and your 7 year old is riding along in the car he’s pretty much as involved as you can get.

But don’t be surprised when 20 years from now Bobby Burton Jr. is running hoes like a fucking pro though. The force will be strong with this one. Dude is learning the tricks of the trade at a young, young age. And now he knows to leave your bastards at home when its time to go to work. Learning from your father’s mistakes.