Wow. Congratulations to the Boston Celtics on yet again another win over the Philadelphia Sixers. Only hold up…wait a second…what was that? They game didn’t actually count, you say? Well how could that possibly be?
Oh yeah. Because Kendall Jenner wasn’t in the Wells Fargo Center. So while all the Celtics fans and Process haters in the world can celebrate tonight’s victory, I just hope you all know that it was a shallow one.
The Sixers are 14-2 when Kendall Jenner is in the building. Fourteen and two. So beating the Sixers without Kendall at the Wells Fargo Center is like beating up Superman without his cape. Did it happen? Sure. But does it really mean anything? Absolutely not.
I don’t know why Kendall wasn’t at the game tonight and I’d certainly throw a ton of the blame on her for missing it. But all I know is that we can’t risk this happening again once the playoffs get here. As soon as the playoffs start, Kendall needs to make a promise to the entire city of Philadelphia that she will be sitting courtside every game. If she’s ever going to cause Ben Simmons to leave us for LA, the least she can do is lead the Sixers to a Championship this year.
Sixers in 6. TTP. TTKJ