Larry King Tweeted Every Thought Inside His Brain Last Night And The Results Were Fascinating

So I guess this is a thing. On Sunday nights Larry King dumps his brain out on twitter and let’s the world know every thought he’s ever had. I wanted to hate it and call him weird but it was oddly fascinating. Just a diarrhea of nonsense. Let’s go gang!

Who doesn’t like to get high?

I once memorized the top 15 NL batting leaders from the 2003 MLB season and recited it while having sex, sort of the same thing?

Larry King has also never heard of google.

Pervert move.

Here’s some old guy stuff that no one on the internet can relate to.

Fucked up

HOT TAKE

Trick question or Larry actually wants to know because he doesn’t know how to use google.

“Will you guys laugh at me if I admit that I still wear a pocket watch?”

Cool?

Yeah but his abs in fight club though…

How is this possible? Isn’t Larry King like 130 years old?

Yes.

Of all the thoughts, this might be the craziest, and Larry King admitted that he huffs turpentine.

“Asking for a white friend of mine, or something”

That substance that literally keeps me alive? Yeah, not for me.

Wow, you and 99.9% of America.

What the fuck does this even mean? Where do you shop?

This is actually a great question

I think I just got a contact high

I personally love that cold wet substance that makes my life miserable for 4 months a year

Are you my dog?

Larry King, down with butt play.

Peach or GTFO

Larry King would like to sneak into your house and wait for your mailman.

So don’t order it?

On board with this.