Lenny Dykstra Had Himself A DAY On 97.5 The Fanatic Yesterday

7/25/2014 2:30 PM

Charlie Sheen, perverts, porn, Vicodin. The works! But that’s Nails. Decades of grit, addictions and overall assholeness has resulted into this. An afternoon talking about whatever he wants on local radio followed by a paid appearance at Wildwood bar today because fuck it. But that’s what we always loved about Dykstra. He tells it how it is and still wears his heart on his sleeve. Lenny also goes on to talk about his Vicodin addiction and how he “Put that white pill in his cereal in the morning” and “Had a pocket full of pills looking at the scoreboard in CF”. That combined with the alcohol and ‘roids means Lenny’s elevator might not go all the way up to the top anymore. Not like it ever got out of the basement in the first place.

Looking into someone’s eyes and calling them a “Missionary Man” may be the most emasculating thing that can happen to a grown man. Might as well call him asexual. And you better believe I’m calling cars “Sleds” from now on.

Never change, Lenny. Except for the whole stealing people’s money thing. Hopefully that part of the scumbag was worked out in prison.