Drunk Guy Attempts To Give Cops A Lesson In Constitutional Law After Getting Shoved Into Chair

YouTube – Patrick Benson identifies the man being detained as his co-worker Alex. Benson claims the incident began when stadium staff assumed there was underage drinking within their group but says he and his friends are all at least 21 years old. The video shows the officer allowing Alex to tell his side of the story but when he does not sit down on command, the officer is seen aggressively shoving Alex multiple times. A defiant Alex then demands to be shoved by the officer again and is then handcuffed. “All he had to do is shut up and he would have left,” the officer is heard saying. During his detainment, Alex continues to give what was probably meant to be a patriotic speech but seemed more half-thought drunken ramblings Benson says he believes Alex was simply escorted out of the stadium without further incident. In the end f the video, another officer can be heard saying Alex was being physically ejected for trespassing because he refused to leave. We reached out to Coors Field and the Denver Police Department to get a statement regarding the incident but have yet to receive any correspondence.

Here ye, here ye. Chief Justice of The Supreme Jorts now calls this blacked out, pointless rambling into session.

Killer constitutional law lesson. Would’ve pegged him for Barack Obama teaching at Harvard if it weren’t for the beater and obvious lack of dignity. Did “co-worker Alex” deserve to get pushed into the next generation? Probably not. The squirt wasn’t being aggressive at all. But Colorado cops most likely deal with enough hippie horseshit. If ANYONE in any situation drops a “Can I give you an answer that’s more than yes or no?” the least they deserve is a shove back into reality. Plus, call me a megapussy, but if you’re in any situation with a cop and don’t sit down, shut up, kiss ass and address everything by “Sir”, you’re a first class idiot. 90% of coppers get off on the power trip. Swallowing your pride is a lot better than being locked up for the night and at risk to swallow something else.

via TBL