Reebok's New Russian Ad Is So Empowering: "Sit Not On The Needle Of Men's Approval - Sit On Men's Face."
NY POST – Reebok Russia may have taken the phrase “in your face” a little too far, insinuating oral sex in a recent ad.
“Sit not on the needle of men’s approval — sit on men’s face,” states a slogan they posted alongside Russian feminist Zalina Marshenkulova — seen in a provocative crouching position.
The ad was part of Reebok’s global “Be More Human” campaign, which the company says is intended to uplift women and features pop singer Ariana Grande, actress Gal Gadot and model Gigi Hadid.
Finally some feminism that even the most hardcore, Red Pill misogynist can agree with: don’t sit on the needle of men’s approval, just sit on their face.
Along with Marshenkulova, European grappling champion Anzhelika Pilyaeva and MMA fighter Justyna Graczyk feature in the campaign.
“I covered my nipples so that you don’t cut yourself,” reads the slogan next to Graczyk, who is clad in a sports bra and boxing gloves.
I mean that’s what ads are for – to make a statement, a bold proclamation, to grab attention and make you feel. You can bet your ass my attention was caught by face sitting. Taking “just do it” to the next level.
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The US versions of the ad went a more traditional female-empowerment route, using two of the most badass chicks in the game + Gigi Hadid:
(god I LOVE Missandei)
(Gal in Keeping Up With The Joneses, one of the best performances in the past decade of American film)
Oh and then Gigi.
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Over in Russia though they went a lot harder in the paint.
Surprisingly, they backed down a little bit and pulled the ads briefly:
Reebok Russia initially pulled all its controversial ads amid the backlash.
“Reebok gave the floor to girls who have something to say and who are not shy about being themselves,” the company posted on Instagram. “Unfortunately, after the publication of some pictures, it became clear that part of the content cannot be published.”
I’m assuming once Putin caught wind of that pussy (no pun intended) American shit, he ordered them all back up – “sit on my face” was the only one that didn’t make it back.
It later re-posted all of the ads except the one of Marshenkulova with the racy “face” message.
Also, for The Post and everyone assuming sitting on a face is all about “oral sex,” they’ve clearly never done a deep dive into the Pornhub sub-genre of aggressive facesitting as a non-sexual form of domination the way that Rone has reporting for Barstool Sports.