The Rock's Beard In 'Hercules' Was Made With Hair Plucked Off The Balls Of A Yak

Now that’s what I call movie magic. They can CGI The Rock flying down from the heavens to fight Cerberus in a fiery Hades and make it look like you’re there but they can’t create a realistic 5 O’clock shadow without the assistance of Yak pubes. To be fair, the beard does look tremendous.

How much did Dwayne get for starring in Hercules? $10 million? Yeah, there’s not much I wouldn’t do for that kind of money. For 5 figures I’d personally tweeze the hair off the beast’s testicles with my teeth. You get into the millions and I’d sport the crabbiest of human pubes like Grizzly Adams for the rest of my days. The Rock had it made in the shade with that deal. Money is money and that is some easy straight cash homie.

Through and through one of the best Jackass bits in history. It’s come to this: