British Man Has A Superb Reaction When A Bolt Of Lightning Almost Melts His Face Off

Fuck. Me. Backwards. WAHOO!

Well played, old chap. If Zeus decides to throw that much high heat in my direction you better believe I’m at least hitting the deck and most likely shitting the pants. In which point I can be literally fucked frontwards, backwards, sideways. I don’t care. But this bloke is the Abraham Zapruder of recording lightning strikes while making sexually awkward quips out of fear. There’s no way I get any sort of footage or say anything that witty when 1.21 gigawatts comes that close to Kettle Corning my nuts.