I mean how much does that tire weigh? 200 pounds? 500 pounds? A million pounds? And this smoke is flipping it like it’s no big deal. Making me feel like a god damn chump. I did 25 pushups on Tuesday night and I’ve been sore ever since. Not even joking about that. 25 ‘shups and my chest feels like a train ran through it. Meanwhile we have this absolute smoke in the gym flipping tires like she’s JJ Watt like it’s a pancake. Absolutely effortlessly. I mean take a look.
GAH DAMN. What a woman! Hot, strong, confident, the whole package. I’d take her out for an early bird dinner and not even split the check. SI Swimsuit better be calling her up ASAP. Victoria’s Secret, wake up.
In the meantime, she’ll be at home using her steam powered….